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TEH LAUGHTER |
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10 MURPHY RULE |
| 1) People in the world are increase but the total intelligence is stability. |
2) Everything that were begun as good, finish as bad. Everything that are begun worst finish as more worst. |
3) Do not control the numbers on anything in vain, if they are seem as right; certainly there is a wrong. |
4) The invoices access to you rapid from credits’ speed. |
5) You find the thing that is looked for by you, on last place.
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6) The best thing is in the life is out of the law, or out of the moral or for fat. |
7) If it is pressed, don’t press the power. If it breaks down, it means that it must changed. |
8) If you fell fine, don’t be worry, it will go. |
9) Everything that drop to ground go to a inaccessibility place.
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10) On the stopped traffic, other band go rapidly, always. |
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BUT A FUN SELLER...
| An extricable village child applies to a job to a hypermarket that was sold anything. |
| The boss asks: |
| - Did you be a seller before? |
| - Yes.. I did do this job in my village. |
| The boss takes a funny to child and the said that he would start to the job. On the evening of next day, boss ask to child by to call him. |
| - Yes, how many selling did you do today? |
| - One.. |
| - What...is one? Others did do 20-30 selling, How one? How many dollars ? |
| - 320.334 US dollar. |
| Boss suppressed. |
| - Oo, How did you perform it? |
| I sold a mini fishing line to the man, after a middle fishing line, and a long fishing line. I ask to man that where he would go to fishing. When he said the seaside, I said that he needed a boat. And we go to the boat department, and I sold a luxury yacht. When I said he couldn’t perform by his Vosvos, I sold him a last model 4x4 jeep. |
| Boss is suppressed still; |
| - What you say, did you sell all of them a man who come to buy a mini fishing line? |
| Young children answer: |
| - No.. Indeed, he had come to here to buy a packet for his wife. I said him: Your weekend is bad sir, you go to fishing best !.. |
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